Suede needs to stop referring to Suede in the third person.

i'm also quite saddened that Wesley went home :( he liked to iron his clothes in his boxer-briefs

Tags: project runway
moodswings: fat

i've been sitting here the past couple of hours listening to Gabriel Faure and enjoying some wonderful coffee. Sumatra. probably my most favoritest coffee. while at the same time, i've been tyring to figure out what i can cut from my budget with gas being 4 dollars/gallon.

there really isn't much left in my budget to cut anymore. i've already cut off my cell phone. that just leaves me with a car payment, insurance, food, and gas bill. if things don't change, i'm guess i'll start either running late on my insurance payment, or else start starving. i'm assuming (rubbing belly) that i won't starve.

the only thing i can think of is that i might have to go back to drinking something like Folger's or Maxwell House, and eating store-branded foods. even that though, won't shave off enough in funds to make everything right.

i don't think that the vast majority of people realize what 4 dollar gas is doing to the economy, and i think when they do realize, it will be a bit too late to rectify it

i'm thinking of heading to the movies in a couple hours to see Wall-E if anyone's interested

Tags: movies
moodswings: bouncy

i'm not sure how many read Details, but there is an article in this month's issue regarding the rise in popularity of vasectomies.

specifically, the rise in the number of vasectomies men aged 18-25 are willingly undergoing.

i can't help but laugh, and see it as an outgrowth of the Maury Povich "who is my babies daddy" syndrone. apparently todays young men are scared of being trapped into paying for a baby by evil women and getting a vasectomy eliminates that threat, and provides plenty of schadenfrude when a woman trys to trap a man into one of these relationships. all under the guise of "men taking control of the reproductive process"

Tags: ball snippings, heteros, sex
moodswings: amused

some of my male friends, might remember this guy



http://www.dudesnude.com/members/552529/

Tags: gay porn, pop culture

one of my long standing complaints regarding my job, is not the job itself, but all the attendant drama in going to work. it is 35 miles from my house, to the parking lot i'm forced to park in. we're not allowed to park at the airport. the company has a lot at the corner of JFK and Greens Rd. for a normal person in their car, the drive from that intersection to the airport itself is roughly 5 minutes at most. but, parking on the lot, waiting for a bus to make the rounds, and drive me back adds approximately 15 - 20 minutes to my 'commute.'

Usually the ride back to the lot when my shift is over is even worse. the buses are required to sit at the airport for at least 7 minutes instead of dropping off people, picking them up and leaving right away.

the other day though i thought i was going to have one of those rare occasions where i was going to meet a bus that was pulling out as soon as i walked outside. and for the most part, i did. i got on, the doors closed, we left. i was victorius. not only in not having to wait, but having a completely empty bus to myself.

except some bitch decided to run out at the last minute and chase us down and get on my bus. normally i would have just been aggravated, but when said woman got on bus and looked around at all the empty seats, she decided that the best place to sit was right next to me.

and ask me questions

questions like:

Do you have kids?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Do you have a wife?
Are you divorced?
Why aren't you in a relationship?
Do you have a boyfriend?

and with each question i was becoming more and more pissed off. she eventually went on to say how god finally gave her a man to leech off of and how happier she was and how this man completes her.

i think i snorted. as much as i have questioned my own relationships and written angst filled entries ad infinitem, i told her that my happiness isn't contigent on being with someone. nor do i need someone to 'complete' me.

i quickly shut up though, as it is a subject that can lead me to say more than i should and really offend someone.

she changed the subject as well, and proceeded to tell me that another employee of ours threatened to cut her throat and that she had gone to the Asst. Director of Terminal Operations to inform them of the threat. and i will say that made me curious. as i highly doubted anyone threated to cut her throat, even though i felt like doing that myself.

apparently what happened, she noticed this other employee (who is also a female) who she has seen at work quite often but did not really know. my inquisitive aquaintance decided that the best thing to do with a stranger, is to go up to them and put her hand on her back and make an offhand comment about how many hours this stranger works.

our stranger took offense, and told her inquisitor to mind her own fucking business, and that if they were in detorit and she pulled that little routine with a stranger then her throat would have been cut.

i so wanted to laugh. i'm thinking to myself that this is a typical bitch. she eyes a single man and plies him with questions to find out if he is single and how much money he makes. then claims the Almost Rape argument when someone gets pissed off at her for sticking her nose in someone elses business.. this is a prime example of why women have to work hard at breaking down gender barriers.

moodswings: contemplative
distractions: project runway

so today i happened to be in starbucks picking up a pound of sumatra. as she was ringing me up and taking my money the barista-cashier asked me "will there be anything else?" to which i replied, "a free cup of coffee?"

which of course she smiled and said of course and gave me a free grande drip.

moodswings: bored

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Tags: meme
moodswings: bored

overheard amongst some queens that were dining al fresco:

queen #1: it's too hot and humid. i feel sticky and gross.

queen #2: should i pass out the massen gill (sp?)

queen #1: girl, i'm all about the summer's eve


queen #3: you know, i'm suprised Fleet hasn't marketed scented and flavored enemas to the gay community

Tags: gay, humor
moodswings: tired

so when i woke up this morning I glanced through the paper, but did happen to notice my company is planning to lay off 3,000 people by the end of summer.

moodswings: anxious